enough about me lets talk about your money
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
reason i want to be dog
- sleep a lot
- no exam s
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
BREAKING NEWS: Thousands injured, hundreds killed in tragic accident. Dick was too bomb.
IM GOING TO NIALLS TOMORROW AND WE’RE GONNA HAVE BURGERS FOR DINNER IM SO EXICTED
WE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN IT’S GONNA BE A BLAST Y’ALL
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
im thoroughly upset